One mullet, two mullets, three mullets, four.

Five mullets in three weeks. And not your trailer park mullet where your mom shaved the top of your head and left a line straight across the back where the long hair begins, no no, this is a Parisian mullet.

Its unisex, 3 out of 5 were women. So cute with overall short haircuts, shortest at the crown of the head, and then with wispy bits around the edges, especially in the back, making me want to grin foolishly and say stupid things to impress them.

I kick myself thinking that it looks COOL to me. Come on, I grew up in rural Maine. I’ve had my mullet tetnus, I SHOULD be immune.